Crotch Turkey – 3oz Soy Candle

$10.00

Light it, laugh it off, and let the turkey do the talking. Grab yours today and let Crotch Turkey take center stage! 🔥🦃

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Description

For those wildly awkward moments when you just gotta laugh at life’s messiest, most ridiculous situations—this candle is here for it. Light up the room with humor, attitude, and a little bit of cheeky charm (because who said your crotch couldn’t be a conversation starter?).

Bold & Hilarious – Perfect for embracing the mutilated crotch moments that come with real life.
Premium Soy Wax – Clean-burning, just like you’re trying to keep things fresh (even when they’re a hot mess).
The Ultimate Gag Gift – For anyone who loves a bit of edgy humor and isn’t afraid to get a little gross.

Scent: Sandalwood

Color: Dark Blue

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