Colon Demon – 3oz Soy Candle

$10.00

Unleash chaos with the Colon Demon 3oz Soy Candle—an unsettling blend of regret and sulfur that’s equal parts prank and punishment. Light at your own risk!

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Description

Say goodbye to the peace of your nostrils and hello to the haunting stench you didn’t know you were missing. This candle doesn’t just burn—it torments.

Infused with unsettling undertones of regret, a dash of chaos, and just enough sulfur to keep you guessing, Colon Demon is the perfect gag gift (emphasis on “gag”). Light it up, and watch as your friends try to pinpoint the unholy combination of scents that just invaded their space.

Warning: This candle is for the brave, the bold, and the utterly unprepared. Not for romantic evenings unless you’re planning to break up.

Colon Demon – because some scents should never see the light of day.

 

Scent: Sage

Color: Brown

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